With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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