I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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