Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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