dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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