Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
