How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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