Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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