have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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