halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
