I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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