I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Send help, water and tortillas.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
