That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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