OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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