What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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