sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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