You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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