just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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