are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You need a sexual gate keeper
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Two words: nipple clamps
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