She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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