Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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