so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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