so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
