Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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