Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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