is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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