they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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