I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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