We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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