We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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