i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize