Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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