also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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