You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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