Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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