How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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