how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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