he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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