We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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