nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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