I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
