are you so shy because you have an std?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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