But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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