the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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