The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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