If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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