i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Randomize
