on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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