how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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