love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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