just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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