she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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