its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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