So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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