How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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