Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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