i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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